Sticker: "WARNING - THIS PAGE IS MONITORED BY MY JEALOUS HUSBAND. FLIRT AT YOUR OWN RISK. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DEATH OR INJURY RESULTING FROM YOUR FAILURE TO HEED THIS WARNING."

Cute and fun, but it certainly gets the message across, lol! The border flashes (animated), and actual sticker size is 204 x 154, bigger than the catalog image.