Whoa! Holy damn! Gerroh's offering a shirt with his personal shading to the public. That's right, that awesome shading you previously saw on only shirts Gerroh could wear is now available to the publc.
BUT SIT YOUR BACK DOWN BECAUSE IT GETS BETTER
Gerroh tossed a bomb on this shirt, and not just any bomb, it's a cartoon-style bomb with a lit fuse! The military ain't got nothin on Acme. So now you can parade around your favourite public rooms with this bad-to-the- shirt, sayin you make all the ladies go boom-boom-boom. And they'll all be like "Daaaaaamn, that is one awesome shirt, will you let me clutch at your legs while you stand in a heroic pose?". And you'll be like "Yeah, sure, just hands off the shirt."

Male only, try before you buy.
Warning: Actual results may vary, women might not actually want to clutch at your legs while you stand in a badass pose; this is a possibility. Gerroh does not guarantee you will radiate awesomeness. However, it is still very likely that you will.