O Dismal Tree, O Dismal Tree-
Thy leaves are so sepulchral; O Dismal Tree, O Dismal Tree- Thy leaves are so sepulchral; Suffused with gloom they're oh so drear, They stay morose throughout the year; O Dismal Tree, O Dismal Tree- Thy leaves are so sepulchral.
A joyless little tree, for those times when bigger and brighter just means headache. It does have a lovely vintage ornament, however.