Stan the flirtatious cactus wants to go home with you! Once you can see past all of his awkward sexual advances and razor-sharp needles, he's quite fun to be around. Stan is middle-aged, but he has the mind of a 15 year old hormonally charged girl. So, um, no worries. He's tired of living with his parents, so please take him home with you!~

..Seriously. I want him out of here.



I'm sorry for the high price, it's honestly out of my control.
And a big thank you to LuckyScott for sending me the template!


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