Dave the socially awkward alien wants to go home with you!
Please don't let his silly face fool you, he is a very serious fellow.
Born and raised on planet HerpDerp, Dave devoted his entire childhood to learning the skillful art of Grocery-bagging.
Sadly, because Dave lacks any kind of coordination whatsoever, he was banished from his home planet.
This is where you come in! Poor Ole' Dave can't sustain a job, much less a family. He needs you to feed him, play with him, and.. dare I say it... bathe him.
