Like spandex? Like Harley Quinn even more? Steal your girlfriend's costume and stretch it all out of shape.

The original version of this costume was actually a male skintone; this one is clothing and can be worn over any skintone. Not only that, but it's CHEAPER than the original! THANK YOU atheist! The only downside is that it doesn't have the exaggerated bulge of the not-quite-speedo that went with the first version. Actually, that's probably a good thing . . . ^.^;