Need protection, well here he is, your very ownrobotic guardian, here to serve and protect you, anything else does not compute! Commands are: "Hi", "Bye", "Cannon", "Chainguns", "Bye", "Yay", "OMG", "GunCheck1", "GunCheck2", "Whatever", "Yes", "No", "SadFace", "CrazyFace", "DeadFace"