Behold, the greatest in sentient hatwear! The D0R-3 is an a"D0R-3"able hat for you to wear!
(Note that Recycled Content is not responsible for said hats taking over their wearers, forcing them to do their bidding, and the general downfall of the human race. Also note that there might be a clipping issue with female heads; this works better for male avatars.)