In 2018 Twitter user Keton Patti, a software engineer by trade, did a novel thing: He forced a bot he had written to watch one thousand hours of Hallmark Network Christmas movies and then asked it to write a script of its own. You can read the story here (this is a link or just check out the screenshot of the script below. It must be seen to be believed.
Needless to say when this story was posted to Pulse last Holiday season, it stuck with me. This morning, as I sat pondering how I could cash in on this holiday like everyone else, lightening struck. It was lightening, I tell you. Behold.

Taken directly from the script, the front reads "CHRISTMESS ATTACKS" while featuring an alien apocalypse scene and the back reads SANTA IS BONES with a skull wearing the traditional stocking cap replete with pom-pom. The sweater, itself, is rather cliche in its red and green format but something of the striped design smacks of Freddy Kreuger...
Try it before you buy it!
♥ Izzy