There are some really funny sounds with this ring. There are 10 commands... place "I don't know, this place is crack-a-lackin'. Oh, I could hang here. I could hang here. ... fast "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in U're way, turn" ... tails "Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big BIG bottoms that they wear with bad shorts" ... puter "Oh drat these computers they're so naughty and complex. I could pinch them" ... me "they truned me loose from the state hospital, umhum" ... hungry "I think I'm hungry. I'm not sure what for, but I'm definately hungry" ... soil "Now I've gone and soiled mysel. R U happy now?" ... eat "Did U eat a lot of paint chips when U were a kid?" ... crazy "My grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out and highjacked a school bus full of penguins ... wrong "What is WRONG with me?" ... staring "R U staring at me or her? Cause U're starting to freak me out"