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Alfred Pennyworth (Begins)

billionaire
Bats may be, but even for billionaire playboys, three o'clock is pushing it.

Bruce Wayne/Batman (1966 movie)

batcave
Come on, Robin. To the Bat-Cave. We haven't one moment to lose.

batmobile
To the Bat-mobile, this could be the break we've been looking for.

batteriesdead
Confound it! The batteries are dead!

conundrums
So it seems. Loose to plague us with his criminal conundrums.

fiendishfish
An underwater shark cage, the source of that fiendish fish.

filthycriminals
You filthy criminals.

floatingmine
Doubtless an unfortunate animal who chanced to swallow a floating mine.

giganticmagnet
The fiends! They've converted this buoy into a gigantic magnet. It's got us by the metallic objects in our utility belts.

jokingriddles
Look at this pair of joking riddles.

lookrobin
Look Robin.

mirageprojector
That tricky mirage projector must be behind this plate.

nothingsacred
Nothing sacred to those devils.

penguin
The Penguin.

pnguin
P. N. Guin?

readymoveout
Roger, ready to move out.

ridofbomb
Some days, you can't just get rid of a bomb.

sharkrepellant
Hand me down the Shark Repellant Bat-Spray.

submarines
Disposing of pre-atomic submarines to persons who don't even leave their full addresses, good day Admiral.

Bruce Wayne/Batman (Begins)

batsnocturnal
Bats are nocturnal.

bringhim
What will it take to bring him down?

cavediving
Yeah, you know cave diving?

imbatman
I'm Batman.

spelunking
I want to borrow it...for, uh, spelunking.

weretwo
Now, we're two.

Chief O'Hara (1966 movie)

clownprince
Devilish clown prince of crime! Oh, if I only had a nickel for every time he's baffled us!

fliesupsidedown
What does a turkey do when flies upside down?

Grayson/Robin (1966 movie)

atomicbatteries
Atomic batteries to power.

catwoman
And the Cat-woman!

gobblesup
He gobbles up.

holygluepot
Holy glue pot! What's going on?

holynightmare
Holy nightmare!

holysardine
Holy sardine!

longjohnsilver
Holy long john silver! A pirate periscope.

merlinmagician
Holy Merlin Magician.

riddlejoke
A riddle, in the form of a joke.

sparrowgun
A sparrow with a machine gun.

superlenses
What a set of super-powered lenses! No wondered we were fooled.

thejoker
The Joker!

thepenguin
The Penguin!

turbinesubspeed
Turbine sub-speed.

James Gordon (1966 movie)

riddlerloose
What, the Riddler loose too?

treedangerous
What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree and is a very dangerous?

umbrellas
That pompous, waddling master of foul play, maestro of a milliion criminal umbrellas.

James Gordon (Begins)

judgefaden
Leverage on Judge Faden and a D.A. brave enough to prosecute.

oneman
You're just one man?

paidup
He's paid up with the right people.

we
We?

Joker (1966 movie)

pippip
Pip pip to you sir. And if you wish anything further, just ring.

readytofire
Yo ! Ready to fire.

Lucius Fox (Begins)

gunfirecaves
You expecting to run into much gun fire in these caves?

spelunking?
Spelunking?

yourinterest
What's your interest in it, Mr. Wayne?

Miscellaneous (1966 movie)

endofreport
End of status report.

goodfeeling
Ah, gives a feller a good feeling knowing they're up there doing their job.

supercriminals
Status report. Known super criminals not currently in prison.

Penguin (1966 movie)

jokerready
Mr Joker, are you ready to fire?

sharkrepellant2
Quack! How should I know they'd have a can of Shark Repellent Bat-Spray handy? Why you sniveling sardine!

trickybuoy
Now hear this. Now hear this. This is your captain speaking. My fine, pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!

Riddler (1966 movie)

explodingshark
You and your trained exploding shark.

outwittingbatman
Oh, outwitting Batman is my sole delight, my joy, my heaven on earth, my very paradise.