| Trigger Word | Says |
*f1 | (female voice) Are you still there? |
| *f2 | (female voice) Oh baby you are the best. |
| *f3 | (female voice) Are we having fun yet? |
| *f4 | (female voice) Don't go away mad, just go away. |
| *f5 | (female voice) You're so good looking. |
| *f6 | (female voice) Good Morning. |
| *f7 | (female voice) Oh my goodness! |
| *f8 | (female voice) I gotta go pee. |
| *f9 | (female voice) Hiya sweetie, I'm back. |
| *f10 | (female voice) Kiss me you fool. |
| *f11 | (female voice) Ohmagod |
| *f12 | (female voice sighs) |
| *f13 | (female voice) Welcome |
| *f14 | (female voice) Where have you been? |
| *f15 | (female voice) Don't worry I'm not going to hurt you. (whip crack in background) |
| *f16 | (female voice sobs) |
| *f17 | (female voice) Yes? |
| *m1 | (male voice) As long as everyone insists on offering their valuable opinion.... |
| *m2 | (male voice) I'm having a bad day. |
| *m3 | (male voice) You just mind your p's and q's buster.... |
| *m4 | (male voice) Hey hang on you guys, i'll be right back |
| *m5 | (male voice) Well dont stop now. |
| *m6 | (male voice) Get out of here, and stay out you . |
| *m7 | (male voice) Give me a break |
| *m8 | (male voice) Oh thats gotta hurt |
| *m9 | (male voice) I dont know |
| *m10 | (male voice) This is starting to irritate me |
| *m11 | (male voice) Ok so I'll see you later, huh? |
| *m12 | (male voice) Uh oh, we got a moron here. |
| *m13 | (male voice) oh no.... |
| *m14 | (male voice) something on your mind |
| *m15 | (male voice) this sucks |
| *m16 | (male voice) I warned you! |
| *rawr | Animal roar |
| *blech | Belching Noise |
| *bite | Biting into something |
| *mew | cat mew |
| *ahem | clearing throat |
| *clol | crazy laugh |
| *elol | evil laugh |
| *hey | heyyy |
| *huh | huh? |
| *idiot | (chorus singing) You are an idiot..hahaha |
| *rain | rain and thunder |
| *whistle | Cartoon Wolf Whistle |
| *yehaw | YEEEHAWWW |
| *yipee | YIPEEE |
| *aooga | Cartoon horn |
| *believe | Oh my god, I cant believe it. |
| bigdeal | Big Fracking Deal |
| purr | cat purring |
| *cease | Are you able to cease thinkingo on command |
| grr | dog growling |
| *fear | fear me if you dare |
| *fiesta | Isnt we supposed to be having a fiesta |
| hehe | giggly laugh |
| *help | I'm trying to help you, you idiot |
| *monday | I hate mondays |
| pickme | Oh pick me...Oh I know, I know...ME ME |
| *nocry | Whatever happens, I must not cry, you cannot make me cry |
| *secret | Do you wanna know a secret |
| *therapy | Before this is all over, I'm going to need a whole lot of serious therapy |
| rawr | wildcat roar |
| *wrong | Something's wrong with you...really. |