The one shirt that you shouldn't have to buy for yourself. This Tee lets everyone know you're marked territory. Sure it may not stop the requests, but at least you can laugh asking "Why is someone who can't read on a text based instant messenger?" Our shirts are made of 100% virtual cotton, and wont keep you as warm as night as your other option.
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Of course, you may be interested in the The "I'm Taken" Baggy Tee