SOUND MAKES IT REAL!!!

THE Magic Fingers vibrating coin-operated Massage Bed!!! Sound trigger: "bedvibe" - gives sound of coin dropping into slot and bed vibrating. SOOOO relaxing after a long day of....well, whatever. Has other uses too, y'know (~wink wink, nudge nudge~). So the sheets and pillowcases are a bit rumpled....have fun rumpling them even more. Oh, and bring lots of quarters!!

Grey's Mercantile Policies:

REFUNDS - The last refund I gave was to Methuselah's grand-dad when he was a boy. I paid him off in shekels, some shiny beads, and a goat. Don't count on getting the NEXT refund. The Try-It feature is there for your use, please USE IT. By the way, the goat ran away and came back to ME....if there's a moral in that, I'm not sure what it is, but you can bet it works out in my favour.

QUESTIONS - I'll gladly answer any questions you may have, provided (1) you ask civilly and (2) I know the answers (questions like "WHY ARE YOU SUCH A JERK?" will likely be ignored). I'll also happily consider custom work or custom versions of my products. I don't usually charge custom dev fees, provided the work isn't too extensive, and of course, provided I can sell the item or a generic version of it in my catalog.