The Tuff'N'Stuff LLC HackCenter for all of your l33t h4x needs. It's a (circa 1989) highly equipped computer system, a state of the (repetative stress disorder) art human interface device, a (theme park ride) FloatyTec supported furnishing, and a (monorual) hi-fi (minus the hi and occasionally the fi) stereo (see previous) system (systematically difficult to connect to popular interfaces).

Perfect for piloting my Airship!

Preinstalled with Ubuntu GNU/Linux to ensure that no BSoD's cause an unscheduled landing. This is probably important because my airship has no landing struts and is doomed to forever fly the skies until it runs out of fuel.