I was recently informed by some betch
"I have a life thank you very much. i don't sit on my all day and stay on the computer and create stupid .. but thanks for your input. but i could careless"
While insulting the entire developer community on imvu, [and making an idiot of herself by writing incomplete repetitive sentences,] this betch inspired an idea for a complete line of stupid shet products. ;3

First up in the line of stupid products is the Static TV bot.
Commands list; "Hi", "Yes", "No", "Yay", "Die", and "Jump".