Introducing a remarkable new technology that let's you have GLOWY FLOATY SUNGLASS THINGS right before your very eyes! No frames needed, and they GLOW! Now I didn't just make them 'float' because I was too lazy to make frames, and I didn't just make them 'glow' because I couldn't make the composite transparency work... but... uh... Oh, whatever! You know what!? I made'em that way 'cause they look cool! They glow, they float, they were an accident! What'ya gonna do about it?! Yeah. I don't care if you buy it or not! That's why I'm setting a fairly low price for them! See? 50 credits, I make 50 credits off you buying it, the rest is derivation and the money sink. You want it, yeah.. you'll look cool and I'll get 50 credits... you don't care? Well, I DON'T CARE NEITHER, SO THERE!

Uh... well... ya'know, if you, you know.. like them... you should get them! 'Cause.. well, maybe I care a little bit...

... Cool, huh? Yeah. I think they're cool. Even though they were a result of laziness and accident, I'll make them in different colors if anyone asks.