AJEE Double U Double I (Unlawful, Unethical, Impractical, Irresponsible) Armament has come out with something we're especially proud of, but too scared to use ourselves so we're mass producing them and selling them to anyone not in the same dimension as us. That's not too difficult, as we've completely relocated our offices to Opaque, the plane of existence we conquered a few months ago. Now that we don't have to constantly pay for air fair, smugglers, bribes, and ammunition, we can pass the savings on to you!

Even though this weapon is completely unbalanced and each grenade weighs about a pound and the recoil alone can put a hole through your house, we suggest you try as hard as you can to fit both hands around the undersized handle... that, or start working out. Don't worry about finding the safety, it's not there. We highly suggest you use AJEE brand grenades because they're especially dangerous for use by yourself and others and extremely unstable! You may or may not want to be careful loading, though you may not want to take care in anything anymore if you're reckless enough to buy this weapon.

To fire, hold the round end out as high as you can and make sure there's plenty of space beyond you and the path the ballistical grenade will travel, then shout FullSalvo to let off 14 rounds of explodey goodness.

And... don't look for the single fire selector either... we couldn't think of a good place to fit it!