Terrify your foes with the ultimate weapon known to the universe. A muffin! Yes, muffins are more than just tasty snacks, they are lethally effective war instruments. Do you know, the truth is, David didn't kill Goliath with a sling and a stone, he killed him with a sling and a muffin that LOOKED like a stone! Such is the power of the muffin! Female version. -Inspired by a writing instrument.