Aside from the barely noticeable LSS insignia set on the watch's face, and the blue steel plating, this wristwatch barely looks worth a second glance. Yes it shines in the right light and keeps impeccable time, and perhaps its glow-in-the-dark numbers and hands make it easier to use at night, and though it can be submerged to depths of up to a thousand feet, this watch is apparently mundane in every way. Sylvan Isle Industries is both proud of this product, and unenthusiastic. Regrettably it has been formed to look exactly like a standard issue watch. Fortunately, however, it has also been formed to contain an extremely powerful high-intensity laser. Capable of cutting through glass and iron with ease, this laser ignites wood and other combustibles. It is a moderate defensive weapon, and is capable of permanently blinding a target if pointed into the eyes. At its highest intensity, the Lacardian Secret Service Watch's laser is able to transmit such an enormous amount of energy that whatever it is pointed at explodes. The LSS Service Watch can produce anywhere from one full power charge to twenty minimum power charges. This watch runs on six C-pattern power cells. --This product brought to you by Sylvan Isle Industries. The manufacturer is not privy to the distribution of special forces equipment, and is not liable for any damages incurred with assistance from the LSS Service Watch. Anyone found carrying an LLS Service Watch is in no way affiliated with Sylvan Isle Industries. Sylvan Isle Industries reserves the rights to the Service Watch design, mechanics, and distribution.--