This year, someone offered to help paint her up as a scary pumpkin (which is something she can't do himself; due to her round body and inadequate arms).
Triggers:
Humpty - This Command pulls out the arms and legs, so they fit the Egg better. Use this to pull your limbs out!
:D - To Smile Big.
>:D - To Smile Big and EVIL.
:P - To give people a Raspberry.
Huge thanks to Spirit and Ritsy for all their help.