Whether you're a soldier of fortune, trying to wow your friends, or just plain crazy, our TechMode Glowyfloats will provide you with all the tools you need to keep perceptually above the rest and a remarkable capacity to give yourself a headache.

(We'll be offering this product to any government agencies for a discount in exchange for overlooking our previous acts of fraud, negligence to consumers, tax evasion, false advertising, resisting arrest, trademark infringement, patent infringement, copyright infringement, theft of trade secrets, and double parking... on second thought, we'll just give them for free if any of those can striken)

The TechMode Glowyfloats are ChatBubble Activated! The commands are...
VisorMode to get the Tech Glowyfloats out of your eyes for a moment to recover from the migrane.
HMDMode to bring up a VGA compatable Head Mounted Display so you can check your email between moments of looking stylish.
ZoomMode to activate the 132X Binoculars. Don't ask how to turn down the magnification, we don't know and we don't care.
ShieldMode to protect your eyes when welding or smashing watermelons.
SpectroMode to bring up the mass spectrometer and find out instantly if that Chinese food you're about to eat has MSG in it or if the ring you're about to buy is 16 karat gold as advertised.
ScanMode to activate a multiple monitoring scan of infrared light, gaseous emissions, electromagnetic interference, thermal radiance, sound waves, celebrities hiding from view, and a spontaneous Glow Screen of Death from the operating system crashing from being overburdened by the massive amount of processing that's forced upon it.
CombatMode to activate an alternative scanning mode oriented on causing you massive distraction from the barrage of useless information about everything in your surroundings besides the threat you might be facing.
RandomMode to activate every mode in a loop in no particular order. This is good for when you want to make people think you're paying attention, freak out crowds and cause them to disperse, and cause yourself to eventually hallucinate.

They're great! Buy them!

*If anyone's really fond of any of the modes but hate it when they go away, I can change things around and release other versions making the favored version the default one. Just message me and tell me which trigger word you like best.