OKAY, THAT'S IT!!! Sick and tired of all this nonsense, I'm takin' you OUT, Jack!! Armageddon outta here!!

Get this baby, your very own fully animated launchable Titan I Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, and be the first one on your block to annihilate a CITY.

Two trigger commands:

PRIME - sounds the alarm to stand back, and opens the silo doors.
NUKE - launches the Big One. Freudian Phallic Factor at maximum here....



NOTE: What you are ordering here is one missile silo complete with Titan I animated ICBM with sound. You get just one, but of course you can duplicate it infinitely for free. Nothing else shown in the pictures is included.

ANOTHER NOTE, mostly for Baby Boomers such as myself: having lived through the Cold War and in the shadow of imminent nuclear annihilation, watching this thing fire, especially in mass salvos as shown here, can make the hair stand up on the back of your neck. How close we came....and we're not out of the woods yet, by any means. So you've been warned. This is a fun treatment of a really grim reality....if your sense of humour isn't up to it, I recommend you move along now.





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