We thought it was necessary to come up with a 'self defense' product capable of knocking open doors, pushing over walls, and... well, uh... it's quite powerful, I'm sure descriptions really aren't necessary when you see it in action. Of course, we're not going to show you this action because we're mortally afraid of being in the same region as this god-aweful thing and can't find anyone dumb enough to risk their life for what little money we can scrounge up after the last class-action lawsuit we had a... compromise with. Have fun!

We're going to retreat to our GlowWorld after unloading these off on the unsuspecting marketplace.

Don't forget! Squeel the secret word (it's 'blammo!') to launch your fury and unleash destruction as you would probably most regret. (when using both Glow Blasters, you can use "blammo1!" to use the right and "blammo2!" to use the left)