Take a close look. There's a reason for the price

The reason, quality and quantity! For what you're getting, he's dirt cheap!
Here he is, the alpha male of the Hells! This fur coated, razor blade is loaded with sounds, and your typical Doberman actions. Music, sounds, vocals, all included with this one purchase. Take him into any dark, creepy setting for one thrilling time.



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Trigger words:

Songofthedead: He’ll move his head as a deep, driving, bass thick and creepy track plays. This one’s for the metal heads, for sure.

Hell: Sound/The door to hell swings open, and a poor, condemned soul screams.

Fiend: Dark, creepy and down right chilling ambiance plays (@20 seconds)

LOL: Booming laughter erupts, chilling you to the bone.

Dungeon: Scary ambiance lasts about eleven seconds. I’d hold my breath if I were you.

Fear: I’m typing this up in the dark… and this one is REALLY creeping this “hard ” out. Dark ambiance.

Creepy: Your mutt will let something out that borders on horrible indigestion to the most profane growl ever beheld by human ears.

Psycho: Now, this is my favorite, and it was found on an obscure site. It’s a series of quotes to the tune of some effed up music. “Patty cake, patty cake, bakers man. Bake me a girl just as fast as you can. Put her in the oven and put her on three hundred…” She screams, and I’d tell you the rest of what this weird bastard says… but I’d ruin it. No over pg profanity. Warning… does use the word “”.

Hey, enjoy this toy. I loved making him. Give him a name, and don’t tell your friends about some of the tracks. If they have headphones on… *snickers*