This allows you to float mid-air like a Indian Yogi master, gigantic size achieved by using the scale option in the chat window's modify furniture panel.

Yogi's spend years, entire lifetimes trying to perfect transcendental meditation in order to access alternate mind states that allow them to do seemingly impossible feats that defy reality and fly in the face physics.

But why go to all that trouble when here at IMVU we can provide you Transcendence in a Can™, nano technology that modifies your brain waves and gives you that oh-so-cushion of air feel to your hindquarters.

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Never again complain of lower-back pain, or numb-butt. With softer than feather but more supportive than air Transcendence in a Can™ technology, float on a cushion of enlightenment. It's washer safe and pet friendly as well! Shock your neighbors, impress your friends, shock your neigbor's friends, impress your friend's neighbors... Buy one today!!



Note: Due to the volatile nature of the sub-atomic particle matrices involved in the creation of this product, IMVU and Monkadilious INC. bears no fault to any improper use of the product that may result in some or all of the following side effects (Nausea, skin rashes, megalomania, bizarre purple and yellow polka-dot skin discolorations, strange fruit odors, random baby ducks)