You're sitting there, having a quiet chat. Or maybe not so quiet. Suddenly your friend take a spill, falls down, or spill their drink in a fantastic mess. Haven't you ever wished you could hold up that sign that scored them? 9.8! Woo Hoo! Now you can.
TRY BEFORE YOU BUY!
This sign comes with a guarantee to withstand floods, pencil erasers, sandpaper, and hungry weasels. It is not guaranteed to withstand explosives which have been known to knock it right out of you hands.
