Cause some of us are old...Let's be honest. This is a lovely updo for going out to the bus with your walker and orthopedic shoes. It'll keep your flyaway hairs out of your eyes as you're squinting to read the small print at the grocery store. And it's not compltely white so you won't blind any potential suitors (or Boy Scouts who come to the rescue) with the glare from your aging head.

Not everyone in the home can look THIS darn good!