Do people even read these anymore?
This hair is made from 100% real synthetic fur torn from live muppets and dyed using the blood of nonbelievers. The pigtails are secured by earthworms artfully braided together by Mongolian shamans. Atashi wa totemo yotte imasu. Teme no couch o nejikomimasu. Shiawasena hi! ✌️
Try it before you buy it!