Sticker says:

10. Reasons why he's not worth it:

1. He was never honest: When you
make a promise, make sure you
keep it, k? :-)


2. He never showed effort: When
you say you love me, tell me
WHY. If you can't express your
feelings, they aren't real.


3. He was never there: Ever think
I need comfort sometimes?
Reassurance? I'm human too, you
know.


4. He was full of himself:
Darling, you AIN'T better than
everyone else. If you
think you are, you're a lot slower than I
thought.


5. He was flirtatious: No, I DON'T
like you hitting on other women.


6. He wanted to be friends with
his ex: Wtf? Are you RETARDED?
Wait, don't answer that...


7. He was a control freak: I'm
not some dog on a leash, you
turd. I have my say, too.


8. He never gave you enough
attention: I'm not asking for a
24/7 spotlight, I just want to
know you want to spend time with
me, too.


9. He was narrow-minded: Ever try
to think outside of your tiny
little box? You might find there
are better things out there.


10. He let you slip away: You
lost your chance with the best
girl you've ever met. Have fun
regretting it for the rest of
your pathetic life, loser.

I can and will do better. :-)