-! Look at that. Taking it like a champ!
Sometimes developers make things just because they can. I exploit my dev powers and not always for good. This is one such occasion.

I call her Lucy because, you know, stuff and things... This is an oldschool wiffleball bat complete with dirty yellow plastic texture and a catawampus grip made of duct tape. It can be a joke weapon like in SoulCalibur, it can be utilized to exact a less severe form of corporal punishment or you can play wiffleball with it. Do what you like. It's your world; Izzy just lives in it.
For some things a proper truncheon is not suitable. When that time comes, you have Lucy.
Try it before you buy it!
♥ Izzy