The Minion is a little demon summoned to do your bidding. Of course a devil of such limited size and mental capacity isn't useful for too much. But should you ever need somebody to shovel road kill, clean used septic tanks, or defuse old land mines, he'll do in a pitch! He responds to the commands, "Yes", "No", "Hi", "Bye", "Fart", "FartRight", "FartLeft", "Hm", "LOL", and "Pick". He also has a very long series of idle animations that play randomly, so he's always doing something.

This is a Big joke naming things after my husband ....