So he left me. All he did all day anyway was follow me around & laugh at my silly jokes. And he farted a lot. And scratched at his fleas. Now he's back. Something about a silly curse I placed on him. Just this time round he's red, with the most demonic eyes you've ever seen. Well, I suppose some things never change. He still has fleas. And that damn itch. Sigh...

Commands: Yes | No | Hi | Bye | Fart | FartRight | FartLeft | Hm | LOL | Pick

Oh, and he's compatible with both male & female avatars.
But there's a female version for all you people concerned about the gender-confusion thing.

You can find My Ex Girlfriend

HERE