Chocolate comes from coca, which is a tree. That makes it plant .... so chocolate is a salad. ================ I can resist everything except temptation. ================ I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.================ My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. ================ Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening. ================ Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. ================ Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. ================ Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.