Ahoy me heartys,
if it be pirate boots ye be lookin' fer
chuck these on yer hoofs an' see if yer likes 'em
Crafted from the finest sapphire velvet
don't be tellin the cap'n i looted 'is stash





if ye plunders these ere boots
leave me a message in a bottle
Now be on yer way afore cap'n gets back