Sarcastic answers to your friends questions. Here are the responses:

You are kidding, Right?
Do I look Like I care?
I Didn't hear you
SWEET!
The FISHIES say YES!
I had a brain fart, can you repeat that?
You can count on it!
I see it in your future
Looks like its' going to happen
LOL! In your dreams
Yea, right! NOT
WHAAAWHOOO
Here are just a few screenshots