This may not look like much: I styled it to match the DJ Disco accessories, but I think you'll like what I've done with the sounds on this baby.
This allows you to 'create' your own dance track.
There is a base loop which you can start, and then numerous effects, vocals and speech samples you can add at any point by simply typing in the right command. There's even applause to show the crowd's appreciation. The commands are out below.
Base Loop :: *dance (This 'loops' 10 times, just short of 1 minute in length)
Effects :: e1 :: e2 :: e3 :: e4
Vocals :: v1 :: v2 :: v3
Speech :: s1 :: s2 :: s3 :: s4 :: s5 :: s6 :: s7
Applause :: *clap
The sounds are also quite cool on their own. Try them out to see what you think.
Test out the sounds for yourself: (test currently unavailable)