It's a table, and it has chairs. It is a table, and chairs. These come together, a package deal, they are all one thing, hence... they are a table... and chairs. I don't believe I can be any clearer, and I'm actually having a particularly hard time being witty about it, because... it's a table, and it has chairs around it. I can't be much clearer on the name of it either, I'm sure, because... it's just a table, and some chairs.

... TABLE AND CHAIRS! TABLE AND FREAKING CHAIRS! CHAIRS! TABLE! HOW REDICULOUS IS IT!? It's not rediculous at all! That's why I named it such an obvious and plainly descriptive name, Table and Chairs, because it is, quite clearly, a table... and chairs.

Table and chairs.