Greeties Trekkies, I present to you a star trek laptop. This particular model is based on the laptop seen during Voyager in Captain Janeway's Ready Room, and comes forever locked in standby mode as we've forgotten the authorization code. A fine decoration for any Trek fan's quarters. Has three triggers: "message", and "msg" will cause a chirp as if a transmission is incoming (it's really the doorbell chirp, but alas.) and "end", "EndTransmission", and "out" will - you guessed it - end communications and make the appropriate sound.