Finally, AJEE TheNewNameWeJustMadeUpToDodgeTheMan has come up with a perfectly normal and possibly even safe to own and operate product for your home and or office and or glowtrack and or glowworld and or open field with a bunch of glow cows in it!

It's THE FIRST CEILING FAN, as far as I'm aware. Don't quote me on that, I might be wrong, 'cause I didn't really check. It doesn't matter, anyways, 'cause I made it, so therefor it's the best.

This is my first product to use Vertex Colors, so, like... I hope it looks good. If it doesn't, then... I don't need your opinion anyways!