Just like those elitist punts who wait until the last lap of the race to come rushing up in their fancy, superiour GlowCycle and take first place, Racer 8 takes an instant lead of the pack, which will probably result in Racer 8 bing doused in GlowBeer at the track party later...

Utilizing top of the line Inertial Plushifiers, Racer 8 can stand freely, directing the GlowCycle via FrEaKy BrAiN WaVe InTeRfAcEs. It's very cool. Recent, unfounded reports show that our neural interfaces might cause brain cancer, but even if they do... it's all worth it to be the coolest of them all.


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