AJEE Enterprise Inc Co LLC and Company (Gotta skip from the lawsuits, somehow! Take responsibility? Maybe... sometime after we run out of loopholes.) Has thoughtlessly ventured into, what is this?! Life preservation products! (For novalty use, only).

The AJEE brand Smoke Detector has a programmable alert tone (with such classic noises as Beep, Beep Beep, Wailing Beeping, Screeching, and Cat In The Dryer) and can detect a multitude of odorous emissions, including carbon monoxide, flatuance, religious propaganda, nitrogen, hydrogen, and quite often oxygen. You may even be inclined to shoot the damned thing after it wakes you in the middle of the night, repeatedly, providing not only life and property protection, but minutes of entertainment!

It's a pretty simple shape, actually... I bet'cha could make all sorts of things with it, like... uh... wall pimples.