Well look no further than the services of the city of Iod, Smithing Guild. The crafting geniuses of the Smithing Guild have devised a brand new S.M.A.R.T. system guaranteed* to end your troubles, rid you of unwanted vandals and violence, and keep your the future safe from invasion!
One half functional armour and one half devastating weaponry, this is wearable artillery at it's finest! Of course no piece of advanced engineering is complete without a free training course! The new S.M.A.R.T. system is so easy anyone can use it, just follow the simple instructions below:
*Guarantee void once product is removed from the workshop
You don't really like the Guild's choice of material or the muzzle flare on this product? Want a S.M.A.R.T. system that's all your own? Prefer your artillery to make obnoxiously loud noises? Well the solution is simple. Derive from the derivable version and make one of your own!
Derivable S.M.A.R.T. Gattling Gun