Sick of ninjas hacking your network?
Totally fragged by Space Pirates plundering your booty?
Vexed with virtual Viking invasions?

Well look no further than the services of the city of Iod, Smithing Guild. The crafting geniuses of the Smithing Guild have devised a brand new S.M.A.R.T. system guaranteed* to end your troubles, rid you of unwanted vandals and violence, and keep your the future safe from invasion!

But what is this S.M.A.R.T. system? So glad you asked! S.M.A.R.T. stand for:

Shoulder Mounted Anti-Aggression Rotary Turret


One half functional armour and one half devastating weaponry, this is wearable artillery at it's finest! Of course no piece of advanced engineering is complete without a free training course! The new S.M.A.R.T. system is so easy anyone can use it, just follow the simple instructions below:

AIM: Turret turns,raises, and locks into ready position
AllClear: Turret lowers from ready position to full StandDown/default position
AtEase: Turret lowers from raised position to forward facing resting position
Attention: Turret raises from AtEase to raised and ready position
FIRE: Turret fires a barrage of ammo forward
FIRE_Sweep: Turret lays down a defensive spread in sweeping pattern
StandDown: Turret lowers from ready position to AtEase position

*Guarantee void once product is removed from the workshop

You don't really like the Guild's choice of material or the muzzle flare on this product? Want a S.M.A.R.T. system that's all your own? Prefer your artillery to make obnoxiously loud noises? Well the solution is simple. Derive from the derivable version and make one of your own!

Derivable S.M.A.R.T. Gattling Gun