Are you tired of pesky ninjas ruining your evening plans?
Tired of pirates plundering your booty?
Sick of Vikings pillaging your village?

Well look no further than the services of the Smithing Guild. The crafting geniuses of the Smithing Guild have devised a brand new S.M.A.R.T. system guaranteed* to end your troubles, rid you of unwanted vandals and violence, and keep the In-Laws from visiting!

But what is this S.M.A.R.T. system? So glad you asked! S.M.A.R.T. stand for:

Shoulder Mounted Anti-Aggression Rotary Turret

One half functional armour and one half devastating weaponry, this is wearable artillery at it's finest! Of course no piece of advanced engineering is complete without a free training course! The new S.M.A.R.T. system is so easy anyone can use it, just follow the simple instructions below:

AIM: Turret turns,raises, and locks into ready position
AllClear: Turret lowers from ready position to full StandDown/default position
AtEase: Turret lowers from raised position to forward facing resting position
Attention: Turret raises from AtEase to raised and ready position
FIRE: Turret fires a barrage of ammo forward
FIRE_Sweep: Turret lays down a defensive spread in sweeping pattern
StandDown: Turret lowers from ready position to resting/default position

*Guarantee void once product is removed from the workshop

You don't really like the Guild's choice of material or the muzzle flare on this product? Want a S.M.A.R.T. system that's all your own? Prefer your artillery to make obnoxiously loud noises? Well the solution is simple. Derive from this product and make one of your own! UV maps found below.

Barrel and Piston UVs Used for the turret barrels and the piston lift arms
Brace and Blast Used for the brace ring in the front of the turret as well as the muzzle flash when firing
Rear Chamber, guide, and bottom mount Used for the rear shell chamber, the guide arm, and the bottom mount
Lift Arm Used for the two upper lifting arms
Base mounted lifting arm Used for the bottom lifting arm that joins with the shoulder mount
Shoulder Mount Used for the shoulder mount including the rotating base and shoulder armour