Me smash. Me drink. Me have AWESOME teeth. If you've ever thought this, you're probably an Orc. So get an approperately looking head, with the Orc Face. This toothy, thick dome might never contemplate the mysteries of the universe, but it is pretty good at bashing into things and taking the occasional hammer blow. Just try not to eat any babies! CAUTION: Use of the Orc Face may lead to intense feelings of hatred against Elves and Dwarfs. We take no responsibility should you be slain by a passing adventurer party for experience points. Do not operate large weaponry unless you're ready for unbridled feels of awesomeness. Prolonged used by lead to village raiding, hobbit eating, and excessive body odor. Commands: ":D" - Big Smile ">:D " - an EVIL Smile ":PP" - a Better version of a :p "Grrr" -a quick snarl