El Kabong (a parody of Zorro, known in Spanish as "El Caba-Zorro") is the masked vigilante and alter ego of Quick Draw McGraw. His introduction goes as follows... "Of all the heroes in legend and song, there's none as brave as El Kabong" As El Kabong, Quick Draw would attack his foes by swooping down on a rope with the war cry "OLAYYYYEEEE!" and hitting them on the head with an acoustic guitar (after shouting "KABOOOOOONG!") which is always referred to as a "kabonger", producing a distinctive kabong sound and usually destroying the guitar in the process. Without any of the obvious cartoon theatrics, this has been reprised by several professional wrestlers, most notably Jeff Jarrett and The Honky Tonk Man, referring to El Kabong's name or as the "Acoustic Equalizer".

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