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amityyahd
In Amity, you say "yahd".

awhat
A what?

biggerboat
You're going to need a bigger boat.

boataccident
Well, this is not a boat accident.

bodymarylee
Here lies the body of Mary Lee. Died at the age of 103. For fifteen years, she kept her virginity. Not a bad record for this vicinity.

bowleggedwoman
Here's to swimming with bow-legged woman.

checkwaters
Didn't you get on a boat and check out these waters?

coralreef
It wasn't any coral reef...

farewell
singing
Farewell and adieu to you fair spanish ladies.

jacktheripper
And it wasn't Jack the Ripper!

jaws
Short Jaws theme music, complies with the 20 second audio limitation

no
No.

shark
It was a shark.

smilesob
Smile you son of a .

swimsbites
Uh...I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you in the .

tigershark
Tiger shark.

wasntpropeller
And it wasn't any propeller...

waytogohome
singing
Show me the way to go home. Show me the way to go home. I'm tired and I want to go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago. And it went right to my head.

whatshark
Hey, what kind of shark?

wholething
$10,000 for me by myself. For that, you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

yahdfahcah
They're in the "yahd", not too "fah" from the "cah".

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Jaws ©1975 Universal Pictures

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For a lyrical version of the Jaws theme song, click here for the video on Youtube