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atomscattered
No. I signed aboard this ship to practice medicine. Not to have my atoms scattered back and forth by this gadget.
becareful
Now be careful.
blastedhonest
Must you always be so blasted honest?
blastedmachine
It's a blasted machine Spock. You can't argue with a machine.
bricklayer
I’m a doctor, not a brick-layer.
coalminer
I’m a doctor, not a coal miner.
countrydoctor
I’m not a magician, Spock, just an old country doctor.
curerainyday
By golly Jim, I’m beginning to think I can cure a rainy day.
dielikemen
Now look, we may all die here. At least let us die like men, not machines.
dontdoubtit
I don’t doubt it.
engineer
I’m a doctor, not an engineer.
escalator
I’m a doctor, not an escalator.
handsoff
Get your hands off of him Spock.
hesdead
He’s dead Jim.
hesdead2
He’s dead Jim
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historicoccasion
Oh, this could be an historic occasion.
hobgoblin
I’m trying to thank you, you pointed-ear hobgoblin.
honored
I should be honored sir.
insane
Are you insane?
insightsdeath
You mean I have to die to discuss your insights on death?
leonardmccoy
I am Leonard McCoy, senior medical officer aboard the USS Enterprise.
listentome
Now you listen to me you pointed-ear Vulcan.
longenough
At least I lived long enough to hear that.
mccoydoctor
My name’s McCoy. I’m a doctor.
mccoyenterprise
communicator chirp SFX
McCoy to Enterprise.
mechanic
I’m a doctor, not a mechanic.
nerveinputs
Mixed with alcohol, it merely deadens certain nerve inputs to the brain.
notgoing
You’re not going in there!
peddleflesh
I will not peddle flesh. I’m a physician.
pointedears
Naturally. You can hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed-ears Mr. Spock, but say you landed someplace with a pitch fork.
shuttleconductor
What am I, a doctor, or a moon shuttle conductor?
shutup
Shut up.
sickbayready
Well, I’ve got Sickbay ready.
spockfavor
Please Spock, do me a favor, and don’t say its fascinating.
spockswedding
T’pau, officiating at Spock’s wedding?
vulcanmind
Are you out of your Vulcan mind?
wewill
WE will.
whatblazes
What in blazes is that?
whatblazes?
What in blazes it this?
whatthedevil
What the devil is going on?
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