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adios
Adios.

allsystemsgo
All systems go Michael.

amplederrier
I suggest you keep your ample derriere off my hood.

arrivederci
Arrivederci.

attackmode
I've been instructed to warn you, your access has been withdrawn. Attack mode engaged.

automobiles
I hate to be the one to break this to you but automobiles are not human. They have no lineage or personality.

bugoff
Bug off.

calibration
It must be a problem in calibration.

ciao
Ciao.

communicating
It's so good to be communicating again.

computeinstinct
You know I can't compute instinct.

destroyedkarr
Michael, that can't be K.A.R.R. We destroyed K.A.R.R. two years ago.

devoncalling
Michael, Devon is calling.

devonscalling
Devon is calling.

englishlanguage
Michael, I'm picking up a transmission in a highly-stylized dialect of the English language.

explode
But I saw him explode. You saw him explode.

feeddisrupted
I'm doing what I can Michael. The feed is disrupted.

goingtodo
What are you going to do now?

goodidea
Good idea.

goodnight
Good night.

havesomething
I think I may have something.

helpme
Michael! Help me! ... Michael, help me! ... Michael, Michael, Michael...

itsenormous
It appears to be a large... My goodness. Large isn't the word. It's enormous.

kitt
I am the voice of Knight Industry Two Thousand's micro-processor. K.I.T.T. for easy reference, KITT if you prefer.

lookmonitor
Really, all you have to do is look at the monitor.

losingmemory
Losing one's memory is so embarrassing.

madecontact
I've made contact.

microjam
Micro-jam SFX

noamusement
Funny? I detect no source of amusement.

nosetonose
My sensors detect the vehicle in question is armored with my protective shell. Michael, surely you're not planning to go nose-to-nose with that behemoth.

oneofakind
No, Michael, I cannot. When you're one of a kind, companionship does not computer.

onmyway
I'm on my way.

ourplan
Michael, what's our plan?

outofhere
To coin a phrase, I'm out of here.

popularbelief
Contrary to popular belief, looks aren't everything.

quitestrange
Michael, I'm picking up something quite strange.

remotemonitor
My remote monitors seem to be malfunctioning.

rightaway
Right away, Michael.

riskfactor
The risk factor is too high.

scanner
Scanner SFX

scat
Scat.

severity
Michael, given the severity of the situation, I can no longer support your actions.

skedaddle
Skedaddle.

socialize
Michael, why do you need socialize with so many women? Wouldn't one be sufficient?

soundsdangerous
This sounds awfully dangerous.

steepcliff
They're headed directly for an extremely steep cliff. Michael, bolt

stunts
Michael, what do you think of a stunt where I can somersault end-over-end. It's never been done before, or better still. How about a flaming chariot? We can set my wheels on fire and do a jump. At night, it could be quite spectacular, don't you think?

synthesizer
And then there's my new polyphonic synthesizer which allows me to duplicate and project any sound from any where.

thatdinosaur
Michael, unlike that dinosaur, we can't simply push our way through.

trade
Right now, I'd trade.

truckershorthand
Trucker short hand brutalizes my vocabulary banks.

turboboost
Turbo Boosting SFX

unsafebehavior
Unsafe, unsound behavior if you ask me.

unusualreadings
Michael, I'm getting some unusual readings.

veryconfusing
Michael, this is all very confusing.

verywell
Very well.

withdrawal
I believe it's time for a strategic withdrawal Michael.

yourpoint
I see your point.

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