By applying extra Fluff Particles to the Snuggleether surrounding every nice, living person, this device can create a barrier against even the most ballistic of matter and freshest of fingers. Also has substantial protection against harmful radiation, , cold, anti-matter, rabid animals, wine stains, and mean people.

By SUBSTANTIAL REQUEST (3 people!), we have created a version of our GlowShield to accomodate the typical shape of a more masculine body. Output has also been boosted 240%, because unfortunately... men need a little more than style when it comes to self defense, especially when us girls aren't around to protect them.

Derivers... this is not limited to the glowy opacity effect. The map provided is the shoulders at the top, the front plates on the left, and the rear plates on the right. It's not an absolute perspective, so make the plates individually.